Montco public works not really working?

So, how does this sound for a dream job? You go into work, hang out for a couple of hours and then head out to Frank's Pub (now Tony G's) for a two, three, maybe four hour lunch. I wonder if there any openings in Montco's public works department, because that's apparently how the director spends his day. Wait a minute, that couldn't be right, could it?