Hijinx in West Conshy

That's right, West Conshy, I know, who knew there was anything going on there? Here's the inside scoop. There's a woman on the municipal sewer authority in West Conshohocken. Apparently she's buying new cars, new everything, and it's not on her part-time salary. The Scoop has it on very good authority she's been embezzling money from West Conshy and one of the Gwynedds, we're not sure which just yet. You really need to start telling all of your friends about The Scoop. We're new, but we're wired.